The+legendary+food+critique

Bonjour. je m'appelle Advith. Le boit critique extraordinnaire. For people like me who only know a rudimentary knowledge of french, This means "Hello, my name is Advith, the food critique with legendary food tasting powers. Many restaurants have yet to face my taste-bud related wrath. (non-violent of course.) The following restaurants will be harshly criticized or highly praised. To start, my taste peeves are steak, yogurt, coffee, and sushi. restaurants with those items may suffer harsh criticism. Now, onto the pleasant things!

first up, we have The Le Jardin de Varenne with croissants, cookies and muffin au chocolate or chocolate muffins.

Croissant: made with dough, baked nicely and seasoned with cream cheese, nutella or pepper.

1.) taste: excellent, i eat one every day in the morning! 10/10

2.) texture: croissants are very much compact, you can eat them on the go or sit down and eat stationary. Does not require eating utensils so i give it a 10/10. Their final score for the croissant is 20/20. Nicely done, Le Jardin de Varenne!

Now that everyone knows how i grade things, the rest of the food will be done more quickly.

cookies: taste: good, biting one is more than hard. 8/10
 * texture good on the go, unless it is chocolate chip. 9/10

final score 17/20. Nice try.

muffin au chocolate: taste: very nice, but mushy in your mouth. 8/10 texture: muffins are hard. Their version of the muffin is very compact. 9/10 final score: 17/20. Nice try.

Total Score: 18/20. well done!

That's all for today folks, join us next time for another review.